Women’s “Let men Get This Straight. If I Don’t Go Big, I Can Go Home?” Crop Top - Weed Clothing Brands

Women’s Crop Top – “Let Me Get This Straight. If I Don’t Go Big, I Can Go Home?”
Goblin Mode Crop • Introvert Weed Shirt • Death & Friends Passive Resistance Collection

Congratulations. You’ve just found the spiritual uniform for saying no to everything—loudly, in a whisper. This women’s crop top is for the stoned philosophers, the soft-core nihilists, and the beautiful goblins who refuse to “give it their all” unless snacks are involved.

“Let Me Get This Straight. If I Don’t Go Big, I Can Go Home?” isn't a question. It’s a lifestyle. Cropped high enough to scandalize brunch, soft enough to nap in, and snarky enough to count as a personality trait.

Slip this on and channel your inner blunt-smoking Socrates:
– Say yes to vibes, no to effort
– Skip the rave, binge the snacks
– Exist, barely, but fashionably

Made from eco-conscious cotton that’s as lazy as you are, this top is stitched with the spirit of a woman who’s 40% THC, 40% existential dread, and 20% waiting for her pizza rolls to cool down.

Death & Friends doesn’t just make clothes. We make soft, wearable protest signs for introverts who never wanted to be here in the first place.

Keywords: women’s goblin mode crop top, introvert weed crop, death and friends shirt, lazy stoner fashion, funny existential t-shirt, weed girl merch, anti-hustle apparel.

This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@deathnfriends.com or write to us 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA.

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