Toxic-Bile Green Board Shorts - Death and Friends - Goth Punk Alternative Swimwear
Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.
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Description
Plain board shorts are boring. Wear eyeballs instead.
The Toxic-Bile Green Board Shorts are covered in dripping slime, rotting teeth, and mutant eyeballs pulled straight from the Death and Friends sketchbook. Equal parts goth punk board shorts, tattoo flash, horror art, and questionable life choices.
Perfect for beaches, festivals, swimming, or making everyone else's holiday photos look boring. Pair them with your favorite graphic tee, tank, or nothing that could be described as sensible.
Designed for comfort and durability, these board shorts feature quick-drying fabric for long days catching waves or lounging on the sand these board shorts are built for swimming, everyday wear, and causing just the right amount of concern.
• 94% polyester, 6% spandex
• Fabric weight: 7.67 oz./yd.² ir (260 g/m²)
• Side pockets on both sides and a rear pocket with a flap
• Adjustable drawcord waistband for a perfect fit
Care instructions: machine wash cold, tumble dry low
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2XS
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28 ⅜
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35 ⅜
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XS
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29 ⅞
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37
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S
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31 ½
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38 ⅝
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M
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33 ⅛
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40 ⅛
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L
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36 ¼
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43 ¼
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XL
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39 ⅜
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46 ½
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2XL
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42 ½
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49 ⅝
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3XL
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45 ⅝
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52 ¾
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4XL
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48 ⅞
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55 ⅞
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5XL
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52
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59
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6XL
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55 ⅛
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62 ¼
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2XS
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72
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90
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XS
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76
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94
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S
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80
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98
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M
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84
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102
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L
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92
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110
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XL
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100
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118
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2XL
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108
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126
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3XL
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116
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134
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4XL
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124
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142
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5XL
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132
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150
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6XL
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140
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158
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Made to Order
Every item is printed especially for you once you place your order. We don't mass produce clothing or keep warehouses full of unsold stock. It reduces waste and means every purchase is made with purpose.
Please check the size guide carefully before ordering. Ordering multiple sizes or colours with the intention of returning the ones you don't want creates unnecessary waste and increases costs for everyone. If you're unsure, drop us a message first.
International orders may be fulfilled from facilities outside your country. Any import duties, taxes or customs clearance charges imposed by your local customs authority are usually paid by us before shipping but sometimes these things change quickly so it will be the responsibility of the customer for anything additional.
Buy the one you actually want. We're making clothes, not landfill.
