The Emotional Dumpster Fire T-Shirt - Death and Friends - Tarot Card Shirt
Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.
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Description
*Tarot Card Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Tee for the Spiritually Unhinged*
Congratulations. You've drawn the rarest card in the deck: **The Emotional Dumpster Fire**. Upright? You're spiraling. Reversed? Still spiraling, but now you're crying in public. Mercury's in retrograde, your coping mechanisms are expired, and all the crystals in the world won't save you now.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a wearable warning label for anyone brave enough to make eye contact. Featuring a hand-drawn tarot-style design with a flaming trash can of feelings, this tee is perfect for the witches, weirdos, and walking red flags among us. Soft, unisex, and slightly cursed.
✨ Keywords:
* Sarcastic tarot shirt
* Funny witchy tee
* Dumpster fire shirt
* Emotional chaos merch
* Gift for your anxious friend who's into astrology but also clinically avoidant
Pair it with bad decisions, a strong coffee, and whatever you’re calling “healing” this week.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at [email protected] or write to us 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Made to Order
Every item is printed especially for you once you place your order. We don't mass produce clothing or keep warehouses full of unsold stock. It reduces waste and means every purchase is made with purpose.
Please check the size guide carefully before ordering. Ordering multiple sizes or colours with the intention of returning the ones you don't want creates unnecessary waste and increases costs for everyone. If you're unsure, drop us a message first.
International orders may be fulfilled from facilities outside your country. Any import duties, taxes or customs clearance charges imposed by your local customs authority are usually paid by us before shipping but sometimes these things change quickly so it will be the responsibility of the customer for anything additional.
Buy the one you actually want. We're making clothes, not landfill.
