Shhh No One Cares Shirt - Death and Friends - Offensive & Rude Clothing


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Shhh No One Cares T-Shirt - Death and Friends - Offensive & Rude Clothing

Introducing the Shhh No One Cares Shirt—a brutally honest sartorial slap in the face of today’s oversharing culture. This shirt is for those who cut through the noise with a wink and a smirk, perfectly capturing the spirit of the cynic and the realist. 

Slip into this shirt and you’re not just wearing a piece of clothing; you’re donning a manifesto of indifference. It’s a perfect fit for the anti-hero who navigates the chaos of modern life with a jaded eye and a heart of irony. Ideal for those late-night bar hops or casual coffee runs where small talk is a nuisance, this shirt tells the world you’re here for the real, the raw, and the unfiltered.

Whether you're out to make a statement or simply to exist unbothered by the trivialities around you, this T-shirt serves as your shield. It’s more than just fabric; it’s an attitude, a lifestyle, a defiant stand against the mundane. Wear it proudly, and let the world know that in a sea of chatter, your silence speaks volumes. The Shhh No One Cares T-Shirt is for the bold, the blunt, and the beautifully disenchanted.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3