My Tattoos Were More Planned Out Than Your Kids Women’s Crop Top - Tattoo Clothing Brand

Crop Top

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My Tattoos Were More Planned Out Than Your Kids - Tattoo Clothing Brand

The "My Tattoos Were More Planned Out Than Your Kids" Cropped T-shirt is a sharp-tongued salute to meticulous ink over haphazard parenting, a sardonic stab at societal norms that value spontaneity in the nursery more than in the tattoo parlor. It’s for the inked warriors who wear their body art as badges of careful consideration, those who draft and redraft in ink what others might do in flesh and bone. Donning this shirt is a declaration of thoughtfulness in an era of impulsiveness, a testament to the art of permanent choices made wisely, and a cheeky reminder that not all life’s creations are crafted with equal forethought.

This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 17 ⅜ 18 ¾
S 17 ¾ 19 ¾
M 18 ¼ 20 ⅝
L 18 ¾ 21 ⅝
XL 19 ⅛ 22 ⅝
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
XS 44 47.5
S 45 50
M 46.5 52.5
L 47.5 55
XL 48.5 57.5