Merry Fucking Christmas Knitted Pullover - Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters & Offensive Christmas Sweaters
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* The average fulfilment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination. *
Merry Fucking Christmas Knitted Pullover - Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Looking for something that screams “holiday cheer” while flipping the bird to tradition? This funny ugly Christmas jumper is straight out of the anarchic playbook of Bottom—irreverent, crass, and absolutely perfect for those who think the season could use a little less saccharine and a lot more snark.
While the internet is drowning in tacky, printed nonsense, this one’s a genuine knitted masterpiece. Built to last, like your disdain for holiday small talk, it’s the best ugly Christmas sweater for those who enjoy their festivities with a healthy dose of profanity and dark humor.
Forget about reindeer and snowflakes. This offensive Christmas sweater is for those who appreciate a bit of chaos under the mistletoe. Channel your inner Eddie or Richie from Bottom, grab a pint, and let the world know: it’s “Merry Fucking Christmas,” whether they like it or not.
This extra-soft knit crew-neck sweater will help you look put-together while feeling warm and comfortable. Pair it with jeans for a relaxed look or dress it up for a more formal setting.
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable
Disclaimers:
- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.
Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| 3XS | 16 ¼ | 22 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| 2XS | 17 ⅜ | 23 ⅝ | 22 ½ |
| XS | 18 ½ | 24 ¾ | 23 ⅝ |
| S | 19 ½ | 25 ¾ | 24 ¾ |
| M | 20 ½ | 26 ¾ | 25 ⅝ |
| L | 22 | 27 ¾ | 26 |
| XL | 23 ⅝ | 28 ¾ | 26 ⅜ |
| 2XL | 25 ¼ | 29 ¾ | 26 ¾ |
| 3XL | 26 ¾ | 30 ⅛ | 27 |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| 3XS | 41.3 | 57.1 | 54.3 |
| 2XS | 44.1 | 60 | 57.2 |
| XS | 47 | 62.9 | 60 |
| S | 49.5 | 65.4 | 62.9 |
| M | 52 | 68 | 65 |
| L | 55.9 | 70.5 | 66 |
| XL | 60 | 73 | 67 |
| 2XL | 64.1 | 75.6 | 68 |
| 3XL | 68 | 76.5 | 68.6 |
