Oversized Laser Cat Shirt – Death & Friends - Cat with Laser Eyes T-shirt
Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.
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Description
Step aside, Dog People. The Laser Cat has entered orbit. This cosmic fur missile fires retina-melting beams of pure feline chaos straight from the void. Designed for the taco-loving, caffeine-addled, possibly interdimensional cat enthusiast who’s seen things—like their tabby stare into the abyss and the abyss meow back.
Perfect for:
Crazy cat ladies and their equally deranged partners
Cat dads who believe their pet could conquer Mars
Anyone who loves cats, tacos, and mild existential terror
This heavyweight oversized tee nails that laid-back streetwear look. Made from 100% cotton, it’s soft, structured, and perfect for layering or wearing solo. With a vintage-washed vibe, it’s made to stand out without trying too hard.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 34-37 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 38-41 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 75.6 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.1 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 80.7 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.2 | 137.2-144.8 |
Made to Order
Every item is printed especially for you once you place your order. We don't mass produce clothing or keep warehouses full of unsold stock. It reduces waste and means every purchase is made with purpose.
Please check the size guide carefully before ordering. Ordering multiple sizes or colours with the intention of returning the ones you don't want creates unnecessary waste and increases costs for everyone. If you're unsure, drop us a message first.
International orders may be fulfilled from facilities outside your country. Any import duties, taxes or customs clearance charges imposed by your local customs authority are usually paid by us before shipping but sometimes these things change quickly so it will be the responsibility of the customer for anything additional.
Buy the one you actually want. We're making clothes, not landfill.
