Fund Whores Not Wars Hoodie - Anti-War Clothing - Stripper Sweat Shirt
Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.
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Description
The "Fund Whores Not Wars" hoodie is a bold piece of wearable advocacy, flipping the script on traditional spending and moral priorities with a wink and a nod to the world’s oldest profession over the world's oldest conflict. It’s the choice attire for the provocateurs, the peacemakers, and those who champion the cause of personal liberty and love over the wastefulness of warfare. Donning this hoodie is a public declaration that you’re all for investing in pleasure, not pain, advocating for the empowerment of the night's caretakers rather than the war-makers, a statement piece that argues for budgets that boost, not bleed.
Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends Clothing (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at [email protected] or write to us 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Hard Mod, Lõõtsa tn 2a, Tallinn city, Harju county, Lasnamäe tao, 11415, Estonia | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA.
Made to Order
Every item is printed especially for you once you place your order. We don't mass produce clothing or keep warehouses full of unsold stock. It reduces waste and means every purchase is made with purpose.
Please check the size guide carefully before ordering. Ordering multiple sizes or colours with the intention of returning the ones you don't want creates unnecessary waste and increases costs for everyone. If you're unsure, drop us a message first.
International orders may be fulfilled from facilities outside your country. Any import duties, taxes or customs clearance charges imposed by your local customs authority are usually paid by us before shipping but sometimes these things change quickly so it will be the responsibility of the customer for anything additional.
Buy the one you actually want. We're making clothes, not landfill.
