Fund Whores Not Wars Hoodie - Anti-War Clothing - Stripper Sweat Shirt

£39.99 £44.99

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Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.

Fund Whores Not Wars Hoodie - Anti-War Clothing - Stripper Sweat Shirt

The "Fund Whores Not Wars" hoodie is a bold piece of wearable advocacy, flipping the script on traditional spending and moral priorities with a wink and a nod to the world’s oldest profession over the world's oldest conflict. It’s the choice attire for the provocateurs, the peacemakers, and those who champion the cause of personal liberty and love over the wastefulness of warfare. Donning this hoodie is a public declaration that you’re all for investing in pleasure, not pain, advocating for the empowerment of the night's caretakers rather than the war-makers, a statement piece that argues for budgets that boost, not bleed.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!


Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3