Embroidered "Off My Tits On Aperol Spritz" Crop Top - Cocktail Shirt & Aperol Spritz Merch

Embroidered “Off My Tits on Aperol Spritz” Crop Top
Cocktail Shirt • Aperol Spritz Merch • Drunk but Make It Classy

For when you're blackout-adjacent but still believe in craftsmanship. The embroidered “Off My Tits on Aperol Spritz” crop top takes your hot girl chaos and hand-stitches it into wearable art—like if summer had a slogan and your tits were the billboard.

This isn’t some fast-fashion, peel-off-print nonsense. No, darling. These words are threaded—like your group chat after brunch—with the delicate precision of a woman trying to remember where she left her dignity (hint: it’s behind the Aperol).

Soft, cropped, and slightly judgmental, this top is perfect for:
– Brunch benders
– Sunset yacht crimes
– Dating a DJ named Luca who “doesn’t believe in time”

Made with ethically sourced cotton and stitched with the confidence of a woman double-fisting spritzes while dodging her responsibilities.

Keywords: embroidered crop top, Aperol Spritz shirt, cocktail merch, brunch shirt, funny drinking shirt, women’s rude crop top, Aperol clothing.

This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@deathnfriends.com or write to us 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA.

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