Eat Fast, Die Young t-shirt - Death and Friends - Death by Pizza Shirt


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Eat Fast Die Young t-shirt - Death and Friends - Death by Pizza T-Shirt

The "Eat Fast Die Young" t-shirt, emblazoned with a skeleton catching waves on a pizza slice, is the siren song for the speed demons of consumption, a raucous ode to the fleeting glory of youth and the reckless abandon of appetite. It’s for those who ride the high tide of hedonism, who gulp down life with the same fervor they attack a late-night slice, unafraid of the inevitable crash, be it from the waves or the weigh of their culinary conquests. Slipping into this shirt is like strapping on a jetpack fueled by grease and glory, a declaration that you're here for a good time, not a long time, surfing the razor's edge where only the bold dare to tread, where every meal is a banquet and every wipeout a baptism in the oil of life.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3