Christ is Coming are you Swallowing - Offensive Ugly Christmas Sweater & Offensive Christmas Sweaters
Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.
* - The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.
Christ is Coming are you Swallowing Knitted Pullover - Offensive Ugly Christmas Sweater & Offensive Christmas Sweaters
Looking to drop a holiday bombshell that’ll send the choir scrambling for the exits? Meet your new holiday MVP: the punk Christmas jumper that pulls no punches and takes no prisoners. This isn’t just another offensive ugly Christmas sweater; it’s a knitted work of art, hand-crafted for those who like their humor sharp and their statements sharper.
Forget the tacky, mass-produced nonsense littering the web. This punk xmas sweater is the real deal—knitted with care, because if you’re going to rock something this bold, it better be built to last. Perfect for the punk at heart who enjoys ruffling feathers and spiking the holiday punch with a little controversy.
So, if you’re ready to turn your next festive gathering into a jaw-dropping spectacle, this is the offensive Christmas sweater you need. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let the world know: Christmas is coming, and you’re here to ask the tough questions.
This extra-soft knit crew-neck sweater will help you look put-together while feeling warm and comfortable. Pair it with jeans for a relaxed look or dress it up for a more formal setting.
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable
Disclaimers:
- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.
Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| 3XS | 16 ¼ | 22 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| 2XS | 17 ⅜ | 23 ⅝ | 22 ½ |
| XS | 18 ½ | 24 ¾ | 23 ⅝ |
| S | 19 ½ | 25 ¾ | 24 ¾ |
| M | 20 ½ | 26 ¾ | 25 ⅝ |
| L | 22 | 27 ¾ | 26 |
| XL | 23 ⅝ | 28 ¾ | 26 ⅜ |
| 2XL | 25 ¼ | 29 ¾ | 26 ¾ |
| 3XL | 26 ¾ | 30 ⅛ | 27 |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| 3XS | 41.3 | 57.1 | 54.3 |
| 2XS | 44.1 | 60 | 57.2 |
| XS | 47 | 62.9 | 60 |
| S | 49.5 | 65.4 | 62.9 |
| M | 52 | 68 | 65 |
| L | 55.9 | 70.5 | 66 |
| XL | 60 | 73 | 67 |
| 2XL | 64.1 | 75.6 | 68 |
| 3XL | 68 | 76.5 | 68.6 |
