Christ is Coming Are You Swallowing? Hoodie - Death and Friends - Offe

Description

Christ Is Coming, Are You Swallowing? The festive season has officially taken a turn. This offensive Christmas hoodie features a grinning cartoon Jesus giving a thumbs up, surrounded by crosses, with the wonderfully inappropriate message arched above and below him. Christmas spirit, Death and Friends style.

The graphic gives this rude hoodie a deliberately irreverent twist on traditional Christmas imagery, mixing religious iconography with crude humour and a vintage cartoon aesthetic. It's firmly in the alternative clothing camp, with the kind of dark, offensive humour that works particularly well when everyone else is wearing another tasteful Christmas jumper.

The black hoodie keeps the rest simple, with a comfortable unisex fit, soft fleece feel, drawstring hood, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem. Wear it to the Christmas party, family gathering, pub, or anywhere someone might take a second look at your festive wardrobe. Offensive Christmas clothing was never this cheerful.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)
S	27	20
M	28	22
L	29	24
XL	30	26
2XL	31	28
3XL	32	30
4XL	33	32
5XL	34	34

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)
S	68.6	50.8
M	71.1	55.9
L	73.7	61
XL	76.2	66
2XL	78.7	71.1
3XL	81.3	76.2
4XL	83.8	81.3
5XL	86.4	86.4

Made to Order

Every item is printed especially for you once you place your order. We don't mass produce clothing or keep warehouses full of unsold stock. It reduces waste and means every purchase is made with purpose.

Please check the size guide carefully before ordering. Ordering multiple sizes or colours with the intention of returning the ones you don't want creates unnecessary waste and increases costs for everyone. If you're unsure, drop us a message first.

International orders may be fulfilled from facilities outside your country. Any import duties, taxes or customs clearance charges imposed by your local customs authority are usually paid by us before shipping but sometimes these things change quickly so it will be the responsibility of the customer for anything additional.

Buy the one you actually want. We're making clothes, not landfill.