"Caged London" Yoga Shorts - Alt Gym Clothes - Goth Sportswear - Goth Workout Clothes
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"Caged London" Yoga Shorts - Alt Gym Clothes - Goth Sportswear - Goth Workout Clothes
These don’t belong in a clean gym. They belong in a basement with bad lighting and louder music than it should legally allow.
Caged London yoga shorts sit right between alt gym clothes and goth sportswear. Tight fit, strong hold, no soft messaging. The print pulls from railings, cages, city grime. Same energy as late nights, early sessions, no excuses.
Fabric moves with you. Squats, runs, stretches, whatever you call that thing you do on a mat. They stay put. No rolling, no constant adjusting. This is goth workout clothes that actually works, not just something to pose in.
They line up with alt activewear, punk activewear, and the kind of edgy gym brands that don’t pretend you’re here for wellness. You’re here to get it done.
Pair them with a muscle tank womens cut, a skeleton t shirt, or keep it minimal. Either way, it reads like you train differently.
Where they work:
• Gym sessions when you don’t want to be spoken to
• Outdoor runs with unpredictable weather
• Yoga classes you show up late to
Keywords built in for the algorithm, alt gym clothes, goth sportswear, goth workout clothes, goth gym wear, alternative gym wear australia, edgy gym brands, gothic gym clothing brands, yoga punk.
Most gym gear tries to motivate you. These assume you already showed up ready.
These shorts have a body-flattering fit that will make you feel super comfortable even during the most intense workouts. They come with a high waistband and are made from soft microfiber yarn.
• 75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane for production in the US/Mexico
• 82% polyester, 18% elastane for production in Latvia
• Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²) in the US/Mexico
• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz./yd.² (230 g/m²) in Latvia
• Very soft four-way stretch fabric
• Comfortable high waistband
• Triangle-shaped gusset crotch
• Flat seam and coverstitch
Disclaimers:
• In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
• Please note that contact with rough surfaces should be avoided since they can pull out the white fibers in the fabric, damaging the shorts.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
These don’t belong in a clean gym. They belong in a basement with bad lighting and louder music than it should legally allow.
Caged London yoga shorts sit right between alt gym clothes and goth sportswear. Tight fit, strong hold, no soft messaging. The print pulls from railings, cages, city grime. Same energy as late nights, early sessions, no excuses.
Fabric moves with you. Squats, runs, stretches, whatever you call that thing you do on a mat. They stay put. No rolling, no constant adjusting. This is goth workout clothes that actually works, not just something to pose in.
They line up with alt activewear, punk activewear, and the kind of edgy gym brands that don’t pretend you’re here for wellness. You’re here to get it done.
Pair them with a muscle tank womens cut, a skeleton t shirt, or keep it minimal. Either way, it reads like you train differently.
Where they work:
• Gym sessions when you don’t want to be spoken to
• Outdoor runs with unpredictable weather
• Yoga classes you show up late to
Keywords built in for the algorithm, alt gym clothes, goth sportswear, goth workout clothes, goth gym wear, alternative gym wear australia, edgy gym brands, gothic gym clothing brands, yoga punk.
Most gym gear tries to motivate you. These assume you already showed up ready.
These shorts have a body-flattering fit that will make you feel super comfortable even during the most intense workouts. They come with a high waistband and are made from soft microfiber yarn.
• 75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane for production in the US/Mexico
• 82% polyester, 18% elastane for production in Latvia
• Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²) in the US/Mexico
• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz./yd.² (230 g/m²) in Latvia
• Very soft four-way stretch fabric
• Comfortable high waistband
• Triangle-shaped gusset crotch
• Flat seam and coverstitch
Disclaimers:
• In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
• Please note that contact with rough surfaces should be avoided since they can pull out the white fibers in the fabric, damaging the shorts.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| XS | 25 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| S | 26 ¾ | 37 |
| M | 28 ⅜ | 38 ⅝ |
| L | 31 ½ | 41 ¾ |
| XL | 34 ⅝ | 44 ⅞ |
| WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| XS | 64 | 90 |
| S | 68 | 94 |
| M | 72 | 98 |
| L | 80 | 106 |
| XL | 88 | 114 |
Made to Order
Every item is printed especially for you once you place your order. We don't mass produce clothing or keep warehouses full of unsold stock. It reduces waste and means every purchase is made with purpose.
Please check the size guide carefully before ordering. Ordering multiple sizes or colours with the intention of returning the ones you don't want creates unnecessary waste and increases costs for everyone. If you're unsure, drop us a message first.
International orders may be fulfilled from facilities outside your country. Any import duties, taxes or customs clearance charges imposed by your local customs authority are usually paid by us before shipping but sometimes these things change quickly so it will be the responsibility of the customer for anything additional.
Buy the one you actually want. We're making clothes, not landfill.
"Caged London" Yoga Shorts - Alt Gym Clothes - Goth Sportswear - Goth Workout Clothes
