Oversized Laser Cat Shirt – Death & Friends - Cat with Laser Eyes T-shirt
Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.
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Step aside, Dog People. The Laser Cat has entered orbit. This cosmic fur missile fires retina-melting beams of pure feline chaos straight from the void. Designed for the taco-loving, caffeine-addled, possibly interdimensional cat enthusiast who’s seen things—like their tabby stare into the abyss and the abyss meow back.
Perfect for:
Crazy cat ladies and their equally deranged partners
Cat dads who believe their pet could conquer Mars
Anyone who loves cats, tacos, and mild existential terror
This heavyweight oversized tee nails that laid-back streetwear look. Made from 100% cotton, it’s soft, structured, and perfect for layering or wearing solo. With a vintage-washed vibe, it’s made to stand out without trying too hard.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 34-37 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 38-41 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 75.6 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.1 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 80.7 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.2 | 137.2-144.8 |










