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Women’s Pick Your Poison Crop Top - Death & Friends - Pastel Goth Bartender Shirts / Apparel / Merch
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Women’s "Pick Your Poison" Crop Top – Pastel Goth meets barstool nihilism.
This isn’t just another piece of bartender apparel—it’s a wearable eye-roll served cold with a splash of sarcasm and a cherry that’s probably been soaking in vodka since the Bush administration. Perfect for those slinging drinks and existential dread in equal measure, this crop top is peak funny bartender shirt energy: a pastel goth mood with just enough venom to keep the creeps guessing.
Whether you’re behind the bar, under the influence, or just into bartender merch that says “I’m not paid enough for this,” this one’s for you.
Pastel Goth. Funny Bartender Shirts. Bartender Apparel. Bartender Merch.
Like your best cocktail: a little sweet, a lot deadly.
This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@deathnfriends.com or write to us 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA.
This isn’t just another piece of bartender apparel—it’s a wearable eye-roll served cold with a splash of sarcasm and a cherry that’s probably been soaking in vodka since the Bush administration. Perfect for those slinging drinks and existential dread in equal measure, this crop top is peak funny bartender shirt energy: a pastel goth mood with just enough venom to keep the creeps guessing.
Whether you’re behind the bar, under the influence, or just into bartender merch that says “I’m not paid enough for this,” this one’s for you.
Pastel Goth. Funny Bartender Shirts. Bartender Apparel. Bartender Merch.
Like your best cocktail: a little sweet, a lot deadly.
This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@deathnfriends.com or write to us 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 44 | 47.5 |
| S | 45 | 50 |
| M | 46.5 | 52.5 |
| L | 47.5 | 55 |
| XL | 48.5 | 57.5 |
Women’s Pick Your Poison Crop Top - Death & Friends - Pastel Goth Bartender Shirts / Apparel / Merch
