Women’s Off My Tits On Aperol Spritz crop top - Cocktail Shirt Aperol Spritz Merch

Women’s “Off My Tits on Aperol Spritz” Crop Top
Cocktail Shirt • Aperol Spritz Merch • Bad Decisions Sold Separately

There are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who sip Aperol like it’s holy nectar—and the ones passed out on a flamingo float by noon. This crop top is for the latter.

Drenched in sun-soaked chaos and bubbling with regret, the “Off My Tits on Aperol Spritz” crop top is your ticket to becoming everyone’s favorite liability. Cropped just enough to catch a breeze and a lawsuit, it pairs well with:
– Tan lines
– Poor impulse control
– A vague memory of kissing a bartender in Capri.

Made from responsibly sourced cotton (because even drunk sluts can give a damn about the planet), this shirt is soft, breathable, and judgment-resistant. Whether you're stumbling through a rooftop brunch in Lisbon or twerking on a Vespa, this top screams, “I’m here for a good time, not a long one.”

Keywords: Aperol Spritz shirt, women’s cocktail shirt, Aperol merch, Aperol spritz merch, funny alcohol shirt, brunch fashion, chaotic girl summer.

This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@deathnfriends.com or write to us 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA.

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