Women’s "Fantastic Tits" crop top - Death & Friends - Rude Tshirts & Offensive clothing
Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.
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Description
Subtlety is for nuns and narcotics officers. You, on the other hand, are a walking headline in a world full of footnotes. The “I Wonder When They Will Notice My Fantastic Tits” crop top is not just a shirt—it's a public service announcement with nipple-adjacent emphasis.
Perfect for brunch with your ex’s new girlfriend, art gallery openings where no one gets the joke, or just haunting the produce aisle like a confident citrus goddess. This top doesn’t whisper. It screams—in tasteful all-caps across your chest—reminding the world that the view is spectacular and absolutely intentional.
Cut in a crop that flatters without trying too hard (because you already did the heavy lifting), this tee is made from buttery-soft cotton that hugs in all the right places and offends in all the better ones.
Sustainably printed because we care about the environment. Just not your aunt’s opinions.
Keywords: rude crop top, offensive women's shirt, funny feminist t-shirt, tits shirt, unapologetic clothing, bold crop tops.
This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at [email protected] or write to us 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 44 | 47.5 |
| S | 45 | 50 |
| M | 46.5 | 52.5 |
| L | 47.5 | 55 |
| XL | 48.5 | 57.5 |
Made to Order
Every item is printed especially for you once you place your order. We don't mass produce clothing or keep warehouses full of unsold stock. It reduces waste and means every purchase is made with purpose.
Please check the size guide carefully before ordering. Ordering multiple sizes or colours with the intention of returning the ones you don't want creates unnecessary waste and increases costs for everyone. If you're unsure, drop us a message first.
International orders may be fulfilled from facilities outside your country. Any import duties, taxes or customs clearance charges imposed by your local customs authority are usually paid by us before shipping but sometimes these things change quickly so it will be the responsibility of the customer for anything additional.
Buy the one you actually want. We're making clothes, not landfill.
