Precum is Real Baby One Piece - Punk Baby Clothes / Punk Baby Onesies
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Precum is Real Baby One Piece - Punk Baby Clothes / Punk Baby Onesies / Punk Rock Baby Clothing
The "Precum is Real" baby one piece is a brazen, boundary-pushing garment that laughs in the face of traditional baby wear, perfect for the punk parent who wants to instill a sense of rebellious humor right from the cradle. This little number isn't just about dressing an infant; it's about making a statement, shocking the unshockable, and poking fun at the squeamishness of polite society. With its bold declaration, it sets the stage for a childhood that promises to be anything but conventional, where even the drool is part of the dialogue and every giggle is a tiny revolution.
Diving deeper into the ethos of punk parenting, the "Precum is Real" baby one piece is not just a garment but a manifesto. It's the perfect starter kit for the punk rock baby, ready to toddle into a world of loud music and louder expressions. Embracing this aesthetic early on, parents are likely to keep the spirit of punk rock alive through their little ones, ensuring that the punk rock baby grows up knowing the classics, from The Ramones to The Clash, as nursery rhymes. This outfit is more than just fabric; it's a future of mosh pits and music festivals, where every burp and rattle shake echoes the rebellious tunes of a bygone era.
Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that's bound to get the baby all happy and giggling.
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | FITS BABY LENGTH (inches) | FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs) | |
| 3-6m | 9 3/8 | 20-25 | 12-16 |
| 6-12m | 9 7/8 | 25-28 | 16-22 |
| 12-18m | 10 3/8 | 28-30 | 22-27 |
| 18-24m | 10 7/8 | 30-32 | 27-30 |
| WIDTH (cm) | FITS BABY LENGTH (cm) | FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (kg) | |
| 3-6m | 22.9 | 50.8-63.5 | 5-7 |
| 6-12m | 22.9 | 63.5-71.1 | 7-10 |
| 12-18m | 25.4 | 71.1-76.2 | 10-12 |
| 18-24m | 25.4 | 76.2-81.3 | 12-14 |
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends Clothing (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at [email protected] or write to us 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Hard Mod, Lõõtsa tn 2a, Tallinn city, Harju county, Lasnamäe tao, 11415, Estonia | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA.
Made to Order
Every item is printed especially for you once you place your order. We don't mass produce clothing or keep warehouses full of unsold stock. It reduces waste and means every purchase is made with purpose.
Please check the size guide carefully before ordering. Ordering multiple sizes or colours with the intention of returning the ones you don't want creates unnecessary waste and increases costs for everyone. If you're unsure, drop us a message first.
International orders may be fulfilled from facilities outside your country. Any import duties, taxes or customs clearance charges imposed by your local customs authority are usually paid by us before shipping but sometimes these things change quickly so it will be the responsibility of the customer for anything additional.
Buy the one you actually want. We're making clothes, not landfill.
