Lets Start a Cult T-shirt - Death and Friends - Hail Satan Shirt


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Lets Start a Cult T-shirt - Death and Friends - Hail Satan Shirt

The "Let's Start a Cult" t-shirt, with its idyllic retro family picnic scene eerily centered around a pentacle, offers a cheeky, twisted take on wholesome Americana. It's a subversive nod to the underbelly of the suburban dream, where behind every well-trimmed hedge might lurk secrets darker than just the neighbor's casserole recipe. Donning this shirt is a sardonic invitation to join the flip side of conformity, a pledge of allegiance to the weird, the wicked, and the wonderfully unhinged—a perfect uniform for those who prefer their potlucks with a side of the occult.

Picture this: a gothic shirt so audaciously bold it whispers—or rather, shouts—of forbidden midnight conversations into the ears of the day-dwellers. The Let's Start a Cult shirt isn't just a piece of cult clothing; it's a declaration of wild intent, daring its wearers to embrace the charm of the unorthodox. This isn't merely fashion—it's an ideology stitched into cotton, an invite to an exclusive party where the punch is spiked with delirium and devotion.

Wearing this shirt is akin to strutting into a room with a bullhorn, announcing your presence with a brazen disregard for societal norms. It’s an homage to the realms where madness is just another side of reality, inspected under the lens of jittery psychedelics. Imagine it as the sartorial equivalent of throwing a grenade into a dinner party of polite conversation, watching the fragments of decorum and decorousness scatter with a mischievous grin.

It’s not about the literal summoning of followers to the woods for moonlit rites; rather, it's about finding those willing to question, to challenge, to step boldly into the fray. This shirt isn’t just worn; it’s brandished—a flag for the bold, the thinkers, and the eternally curious.

A classic all-rounder, the t-shirt round neck is always a winner with its extremely comfortable soft cotton fabric. Ribbing at the neck and double seams at the hem make this shirt a casual basic. The long, slim cut accentuates your shape. Made with a single Jersey finish, it is ideal for individual embellishment with screen printing or light flex printing.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3