Funny Kitchen Print - Retro H20 Mascot Art

Description

This funny kitchen print from Cracked Tooth Studio features the Retro H20 Mascot with the bold message "Drink Water You Beautiful Dehydrated B*itch," designed to keep you motivated and remind you to stay hydrated every day. This unique collage art print delivers a quirky kitchen sign that blends vintage style decor with a silkscreen style poster aesthetic, perfect for anyone wanting to add humor and character to their kitchen home decor while improving your health.

Crafted using high-resolution archival inks on premium fine-art paper, this funny kitchen print is available in matte or semi-glossy finishes. The matte art print uses thick 200 gsm paper for a classic look, while the semi-glossy poster features a 170 gsm silk-coated paper that enhances vibrant colors with a soft sheen. Choose from multiple sizes ranging from small A5 (14.8 x 21 cm) to large 24x36 inches (60.9 x 91.4 cm), including popular international paper sizes and various aspect ratios such as 2:3, 3:4, and 4:5, ensuring the perfect fit for your space.

Adding a frame is optional but recommended for a ready-to-hang piece; available frames include pine wood in Black, White, or Light Wood finishes with shatterproof plexiglass fronts. This ensures your retro wall art stays protected and looks great on your wall.

Key features of this hydration reminder art include:

- Retro H2O mascot design that combines humor and vintage style decor

- High-quality archival inks on fine art paper for lasting color and detail

- Multiple size options including standard and international paper sizes

- Optional pine wood frames with shatterproof plexiglass for easy display

- Printed locally worldwide to reduce shipping times and costs

- Available as a digital download for DIY printing at home or local shops

Additional benefits of this drink water poster:

- Encourages daily hydration with a memorable and funny water art message

- Unique collage art print made from vintage scraps layered into surreal designs

- Perfect gift idea for birthdays, housewarmings, or anyone who loves quirky kitchen signs

- Supports health improvement by promoting water intake through visual cues

Cracked Tooth Studio has over 20 years of experience creating surreal collage prints that stand out from mass-produced decor. Each piece is carefully crafted to bring texture, grain, and a raw tactile aesthetic that adds personality to your kitchen or living space. Our prints ship in protective kraft tubes or triangular boxes without plastic caps, ensuring eco-friendly packaging.

Order your funny kitchen print today to add character and humor to your home while staying reminded to drink water regularly. Whether you choose a framed print, an unframed poster, or a digital download, this hydration reminder art will make a stylish and health-conscious addition to any kitchen home decor collection.

Made to Order

Every item is printed especially for you once you place your order. We don't mass produce clothing or keep warehouses full of unsold stock. It reduces waste and means every purchase is made with purpose.

Please check the size guide carefully before ordering. Ordering multiple sizes or colours with the intention of returning the ones you don't want creates unnecessary waste and increases costs for everyone. If you're unsure, drop us a message first.

International orders may be fulfilled from facilities outside your country. Any import duties, taxes or customs clearance charges imposed by your local customs authority are usually paid by us before shipping but sometimes these things change quickly so it will be the responsibility of the customer for anything additional.

Buy the one you actually want. We're making clothes, not landfill.