Festive as Fuck Knitted Pullover - Funny Ugly Christmas Jumper & Offensive Christmas Sweaters

*The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.*

Why settle for cheap, cookie-cutter prints when you can have the ultimate ugly Christmas pullover in glorious, old-school knitted form? This isn’t just a funny ugly Christmas jumper—it’s a tactile masterpiece, woven with the kind of rebellious spirit that can’t be stamped onto polyester.

While everyone else is flaunting flimsy, printed sweaters, you’ll be rocking a knitted creation that oozes quality and attitude. With "Festive as Fuck" boldly stitched into every fiber, this isn’t just an offensive Christmas sweater; it’s a festive battle cry. Perfect for the holiday rebel who’s not afraid to mix tradition with a healthy dose of profanity.

Durable, cozy, and unapologetically loud, this ugly sweater Xmas is your go-to for standing out in a sea of bland, mass-produced holiday wear. Wear it, own it, and let the festivities know you’ve arrived—festive as fuck, and proud of it.

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This extra-soft knit crew-neck sweater will help you look put-together while feeling warm and comfortable. Pair it with jeans for a relaxed look or dress it up for a more formal setting.

- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable

Disclaimers:

- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.

Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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