War Bad Boobs Good T-shirt - Death & Friends - Anti-War Clothing & Offensive Apparel

TWar Bad Boobs Good T-shirt – Anti-War Clothing, Offensive Apparel & Rude Gifts by Death and Friends

Welcome to the softest middle finger you’ll ever wear. The War Bad Boobs Good T-shirt is a blunt-force slogan dressed up in unapologetic cotton—equal parts political statement and tits-forward philosophy. From the trenchlines of Tinder to the protest barricades of brunch, this tee doesn’t whisper its opinion—it shouts it with both barrels and a wink.

Part of our offensive clothing and rude gifts collection, this shirt is a love letter to pacifism, bare chests, and bad behavior. Designed by the misanthropic angels at Death and Friends, it’s the perfect gear for anyone who thinks diplomacy should come with nipple tassels and zero patience for war crimes.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it to piss off your uncle at Christmas.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@deathnfriends.com or write to us 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA.

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