Fuck Marry Kill T-Shirt - Death & Friends - Fuck Ice Shirt - Anti Ice Shirt
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FUCK THE POLICE.
MARRY THE FIRE DEPT.
KILL I.C.E.
Three bad decisions on one shirt. Or one good one, depending on how your week’s been.
This is your Fuck Marry Kill T Shirt for people who are tired of pretending politics is polite dinner conversation. It is loud. It is blunt. It does not ask permission. It sits somewhere between a bar fight and a town hall meeting.
The Fuck Ice Shirt crowd will call it satire. The Anti Ice Shirt crowd will call it a public service announcement. The Abolish ICE crowd will nod quietly and buy two.
Printed bold, no apology. Black ink that looks like it was stamped at 2am after too many warm beers and one clear thought.
Why it works:
• Clear, confrontational slogan
• Street-ready cut, unisex fit
• Soft cotton, built for marches, gigs, and awkward family BBQs
• Conversation starter, argument finisher
This is not subtle protest art. It is not a polite yard sign. It is a shirt that says you are done clapping nicely.
Wear it to the rally.
Wear it to the dive bar.
Wear it under a blazer if you want to watch HR sweat.
If you are looking for a safe graphic tee, keep scrolling.
If you want a Fuck Marry Kill T Shirt that punches first and explains later, you just found it.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
MARRY THE FIRE DEPT.
KILL I.C.E.
Three bad decisions on one shirt. Or one good one, depending on how your week’s been.
This is your Fuck Marry Kill T Shirt for people who are tired of pretending politics is polite dinner conversation. It is loud. It is blunt. It does not ask permission. It sits somewhere between a bar fight and a town hall meeting.
The Fuck Ice Shirt crowd will call it satire. The Anti Ice Shirt crowd will call it a public service announcement. The Abolish ICE crowd will nod quietly and buy two.
Printed bold, no apology. Black ink that looks like it was stamped at 2am after too many warm beers and one clear thought.
Why it works:
• Clear, confrontational slogan
• Street-ready cut, unisex fit
• Soft cotton, built for marches, gigs, and awkward family BBQs
• Conversation starter, argument finisher
This is not subtle protest art. It is not a polite yard sign. It is a shirt that says you are done clapping nicely.
Wear it to the rally.
Wear it to the dive bar.
Wear it under a blazer if you want to watch HR sweat.
If you are looking for a safe graphic tee, keep scrolling.
If you want a Fuck Marry Kill T Shirt that punches first and explains later, you just found it.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Fuck Marry Kill T-Shirt - Death & Friends - Fuck Ice Shirt - Anti Ice Shirt
