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It's firmly in the alternative clothing camp, with the kind of dark, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.deathnfriends.com\/collections\/obscene-rude-gifts-offensive-clothing-death-and-friends\"\u003eoffensive humour\u003c\/a\u003e that works particularly well when everyone else is wearing another tasteful Christmas jumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe black hoodie keeps the rest simple, with a comfortable unisex fit, soft fleece feel, drawstring hood, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem. Wear it to the Christmas party, family gathering, pub, or anywhere someone might take a second look at your festive wardrobe. Offensive Christmas clothing was never this cheerful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003eHeather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle\u003cbr\u003e• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003cbr\u003e• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eDeath \u0026amp; Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ)\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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