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Nothing For you Whore T-Shirt - No Christmas Presents / Hilariously Bad Gifts
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Nothing For you Whore T-Shirt - Offensive Christmas Gift hilariously bad gifts
Picture Christmas morning. No gifts. No fairy lights. No fake cheer. Just you, this shirt, and the quiet joy of telling your family the gift exchange is closed for business. You warned them. You told them you were ending gift giving for adults. They kept buying you bath salts and novelty socks. Now they get the message printed in large, readable type.
This shirt works as an Offensive Christmas Gift, a cue for no Christmas presents, or a hilariously bad gift for the cousin who keeps asking for “experiences” instead of cash. Wear it when you want to stop buying gifts for adults or when you’ve had enough and need a clear guide on how to stop giving Christmas presents.
Inspired by the same energy as a fuck you very much t shirt, rude t shirts, and every unhinged uncle at the table who saw Die Hard once and never recovered.
hilariously bad gifts You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Hilariously bad gifts
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Picture Christmas morning. No gifts. No fairy lights. No fake cheer. Just you, this shirt, and the quiet joy of telling your family the gift exchange is closed for business. You warned them. You told them you were ending gift giving for adults. They kept buying you bath salts and novelty socks. Now they get the message printed in large, readable type.
This shirt works as an Offensive Christmas Gift, a cue for no Christmas presents, or a hilariously bad gift for the cousin who keeps asking for “experiences” instead of cash. Wear it when you want to stop buying gifts for adults or when you’ve had enough and need a clear guide on how to stop giving Christmas presents.
Inspired by the same energy as a fuck you very much t shirt, rude t shirts, and every unhinged uncle at the table who saw Die Hard once and never recovered.
hilariously bad gifts You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Hilariously bad gifts
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Nothing For you Whore T-Shirt - No Christmas Presents / Hilariously Bad Gifts
