Merry Fucking Christmas Knitted Pullover - Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters & Offensive Christmas Sweaters
Wash Cool. Do Not Tumble Dry. Do Not Iron Imprint.
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Merry Fucking Christmas Knitted Pullover - Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Looking for something that screams “holiday cheer” while flipping the bird to tradition? This funny ugly Christmas jumper is straight out of the anarchic playbook of Bottom—irreverent, crass, and absolutely perfect for those who think the season could use a little less saccharine and a lot more snark.
While the internet is drowning in tacky, printed nonsense, this one’s a genuine knitted masterpiece. Built to last, like your disdain for holiday small talk, it’s the best ugly Christmas sweater for those who enjoy their festivities with a healthy dose of profanity and dark humor.
Forget about reindeer and snowflakes. This offensive Christmas sweater is for those who appreciate a bit of chaos under the mistletoe. Channel your inner Eddie or Richie from Bottom, grab a pint, and let the world know: it’s “Merry Fucking Christmas,” whether they like it or not.
This extra-soft knit crew-neck sweater will help you look put-together while feeling warm and comfortable. Pair it with jeans for a relaxed look or dress it up for a more formal setting.
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable
Disclaimers:
- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.
Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| 3XS | 16 ¼ | 22 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| 2XS | 17 ⅜ | 23 ⅝ | 22 ½ |
| XS | 18 ½ | 24 ¾ | 23 ⅝ |
| S | 19 ½ | 25 ¾ | 24 ¾ |
| M | 20 ½ | 26 ¾ | 25 ⅝ |
| L | 22 | 27 ¾ | 26 |
| XL | 23 ⅝ | 28 ¾ | 26 ⅜ |
| 2XL | 25 ¼ | 29 ¾ | 26 ¾ |
| 3XL | 26 ¾ | 30 ⅛ | 27 |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| 3XS | 41.3 | 57.1 | 54.3 |
| 2XS | 44.1 | 60 | 57.2 |
| XS | 47 | 62.9 | 60 |
| S | 49.5 | 65.4 | 62.9 |
| M | 52 | 68 | 65 |
| L | 55.9 | 70.5 | 66 |
| XL | 60 | 73 | 67 |
| 2XL | 64.1 | 75.6 | 68 |
| 3XL | 68 | 76.5 | 68.6 |
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends Clothing (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@deathnfriends.com or write to us 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Hard Mod, Lõõtsa tn 2a, Tallinn city, Harju county, Lasnamäe tao, 11415, Estonia | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA.
