Shhh No One Cares T-Shirt - Death and Friends - Rude Clothing


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Shhh No One Cares T-Shirt - Death and Friends - Rude Clothing

Introducing the Shhh No One Cares Shirt—a piece of clothing that exudes a sharp, no-nonsense attitude, cutting through today's incessant chatter. This tee is made for those who navigate life with a discerning eye, perfectly capturing the essence of a realist who’s seen it all. 

Wearing this shirt isn’t just about style; it’s a proclamation of your stance on the world’s constant noise. It’s the go-to apparel for the anti-hero who strolls through the chaos of modern existence with a touch of cynicism and a dash of humor. Perfect for nights out at the bar or casual coffee shop visits, where idle talk is best avoided, this shirt lets everyone know you're all about the real deal.

Whether you aim to make a statement or simply express your indifference to the trivialities around you, this Shhh No One Cares shirt serves as your armor. It’s more than a garment; it’s an embodiment of an attitude, a lifestyle, a rebellious stand against the mundane. Don it with pride, and let the world understand that in a landscape of endless chatter, your silence holds immense weight. The Shhh No One Cares T-Shirt is tailored for the bold, the straightforward, and the refreshingly disenchanted.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3