"When Will They Notice My Fantastic Tits?” Rude T-shirt- Death & Friends - Offensive Clothing

“I Wonder When They Will Notice My Fantastic Tits” T-Shirt
Rude T-Shirts • Offensive Clothing • Proudly Unhinged Since Birth

Let’s not pretend anymore. You didn’t wear this shirt for subtlety. You wore it because you have fantastic tits, and the world deserves to suffer under the weight of that truth.

This is not a cry for help—it’s a standing ovation in cotton. The  “I Wonder When They Will Notice My Fantastic Tits” tee is the holy trinity of delusion, confidence, and chest-forward swagger. Whether you're built like a Greek statue or a half-deflated beach ball, this shirt brings attention to what matters: the rack.

Perfect for:
– Gym bros who lift for awareness
– Drag brunches, dive bars, uncomfortable family dinners
– Staring into the abyss and watching it check you out

Printed on premium, ethically-sourced fabric, because even offensive shirts can have a moral compass. Just don’t expect the words to behave. That’s your job. Or not. Honestly, we don’t care.

Keywords: womens or men’s rude shirt, funny offensive t-shirt, fantastic tits tee, sarcastic body-positive shirt, confident t-shirt, inappropriate clothing, unapologetic fashion.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Death & Friends (trading name of Hard Mod OÜ) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@deathnfriends.com or write to us 22 Wenlock Road, London, Greater London, N1 7GU, UK | Travessía Prat de la Riba, 91-95, 08849 Sant Climent de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain | 338 Albert St, Brunswick VIC 3056 Australia | 11201 Ed Brown Rd, Charlotte, North Carolina, 28273, USA.

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